Whether you were the clumsy nerd with bottle thick glasses or the brooding goth artist skipping class for a smoke, FU FC is for you.
We’re like a sports club—minus the sport. We’re here for the team gear, the day drinking, the vibes—not the sweat or effort.
Join the cult
club for life by exchanging human currency for a piece of attire from your favourite FC. In this FAKT world we nerds need to stand UNITED against clubs that expect you to engage in vulgar such things as sports.
XOXO
– Lord Basil